Twinsies!!!

I purchased this shirt the other day. One for me, and one for Chris Svensson. Next time he's in town, we're wearing it on the same day.

BeFunky.com

I know. Sorta lame. But also sorta cool.

Portraits by Terami Hirsch

My friend Terami is working on a photographic art project. She is calling for any adult that still has their very first toy. Having seen Terami's beautiful self portraits in the past, I was dying to see how she saw me. So I grabbed my Paddington Bear and quickly signed up. Here are the results:





Soft focus and Photoshop are my dearest friends.

...I'm gonna buy this.

This Song Is About Me

Obvi.

99 Days Until...

I'm united with my new fiancé in beautiful New Zealand. Y'all don't hate.

I'm pretty sure I've dated at least one of these dudes...

Look at this fucking hipster!

I'M BACK! Here's a link...

HYPERBOLIC!

Keep These Handy

These work for all occasions...as long as you have a laptop with speakers nearby.

remedy

this photo is the only thing making me feel better right now.

Recipe for the Perfect HK Man

All of the men I work with are adorable, but none of them are perfect. If I could pick them apart and reassemble them in a whole new mixture, it would look something like this:

RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT HK MAN


CAKE: Preheat oven to 350 degrees

1 tbsp Patrick Reina’s adorability
1 ¼ tbsp Jermaine Wilson’s sincerity
2 tsp Mike Odair’s witty comebacks
1 cup of Tim Eagan’s cocky charm
A dash of Raymond Hammond’s naivety
1 cup of Philip Carter’s dependability
5 cups Kenny Rosen’s money


Mix together in a large bowl all ingredients except for Tim Eagan’s cocky charm. Once mixture has reached a creamy consistency, fold in Tim Eagan’s cocky charm in small increments and taste to make sure the mixture doesn’t become overwhelming.

Pour mixture into a greased 9x9 baking pan and put in center of stove for 25 minutes, or until golden brown.

FROSTING:

3 cups Mike Espinosa’s body
1 ½ cups Mike Espinosa’s face
1 cup Charlie Van Vleet’s height
A dash of Charlie Van Vleet’s dimples
2 cups Jesse Russell’s style
A pinch of Tim Eagan’s man scent
3 tbsp Jerry Streeter’s 5 o’clock shadow

Mix all ingredients together until consistency is thick enough to spread.

Once cake is baked and cooled, smother it with every last drop of the frosting mixture, ensuring that you don’t miss a single inch of the cake.

Eat and Enjoy!


Now THAT is a perfect mancake.

::Song/Video of the Day::

It's been a while since my last one. This will make up for it:

A gay romp? Tell me where/how!

Like comics? And/or campy soap operas? And/or gays? What about slutty pirates? If any of these appeal to you, then check out the lovely Renita Jenkins' web comic "Top To Bottom." I happen to be a character in this! Here's a link to the site and a shot of me being the sluttiest pirate on the planet:


www.toptobottom.org

Welcome Back, Kelly!!!!

Missed you so much!!!!! Git it, gurl!

What are YOU eating Inauguration Night?

You're eating THIS.

Sweet dreams...

I'm. Obsessed.

Ok, I forgive you.

Normally I think cheating is repugnant, and there is little to nothing that could be done (in my mind) to get me to reconsider getting back with anyone that had such a lack of self-discipline. Unless you sang me this song. In this outfit. And the similarities were so uncanny that I didn't know the difference between you and the real thing.

Bitch gots skillZ.

I just need to know where I can find these men. He is combining everything I love all in one tight little frame. That includes his sofa.

Smell Yo Dick

Totally valid request.

Follow Your Heart

I know, I know. This video is SO OLD. I just had to repost it because I actually watched Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (the original film) yesterday, and I had forgotten how truly ... magical it was. Watch that movie again and THEN tell me that Michelle is a lunatic. Elias Koteas as "Casey Jones?" Swoon.

All That Jizz

i DARE you to make this your ringtone.

Anthem for 2009

...i like you a lot lot.