What are YOU eating Inauguration Night?

You're eating THIS.

Sweet dreams...

I'm. Obsessed.

Ok, I forgive you.

Normally I think cheating is repugnant, and there is little to nothing that could be done (in my mind) to get me to reconsider getting back with anyone that had such a lack of self-discipline. Unless you sang me this song. In this outfit. And the similarities were so uncanny that I didn't know the difference between you and the real thing.

Bitch gots skillZ.

I just need to know where I can find these men. He is combining everything I love all in one tight little frame. That includes his sofa.

Smell Yo Dick

Totally valid request.

Follow Your Heart

I know, I know. This video is SO OLD. I just had to repost it because I actually watched Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (the original film) yesterday, and I had forgotten how truly ... magical it was. Watch that movie again and THEN tell me that Michelle is a lunatic. Elias Koteas as "Casey Jones?" Swoon.

All That Jizz

i DARE you to make this your ringtone.