::boycott::text::

Twinsies!!!

2009-07-15T13:13:00.000-07:00

I purchased this shirt the other day. One for me, and one for Chris Svensson. Next time he's in town, we're wearing it on the same day.

BeFunky.com

2009-07-15T11:07:00.000-07:00

I know. Sorta lame. But also sorta cool.

Portraits by Terami Hirsch

2009-07-15T11:02:00.000-07:00

My friend Terami is working on a photographic art project. She is calling for any adult that still has their very first toy. Having seen Terami's beautiful self portraits in the past, I was dying to see how she saw me. So I grabbed my Paddington Bear and quickly signed up. Here are the results:

Soft focus and Photoshop are my dearest friends.

...I'm gonna buy this.

2009-07-15T11:01:00.001-07:00

This Song Is About Me

2009-06-23T12:23:00.001-07:00

Obvi.

99 Days Until...

2009-06-23T12:13:00.001-07:00

I'm united with my new fiancé in beautiful New Zealand. Y'all don't hate.

I'm pretty sure I've dated at least one of these dudes...

2009-06-23T12:08:00.000-07:00

Look at this fucking hipster!

I'M BACK! Here's a link...

2009-06-23T12:03:00.000-07:00

HYPERBOLIC!

Keep These Handy

2009-05-20T10:07:00.000-07:00

These work for all occasions...as long as you have a laptop with speakers nearby.

remedy

2009-05-12T21:12:00.000-07:00

this photo is the only thing making me feel better right now.

Recipe for the Perfect HK Man

2009-04-08T16:45:00.000-07:00

All of the men I work with are adorable, but none of them are perfect. If I could pick them apart and reassemble them in a whole new mixture, it would look something like this:

RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT HK MAN

CAKE: Preheat oven to 350 degrees

1 tbsp Patrick Reina’s adorability
1 ¼ tbsp Jermaine Wilson’s sincerity
2 tsp Mike Odair’s witty comebacks
1 cup of Tim Eagan’s cocky charm
A dash of Raymond Hammond’s naivety
1 cup of Philip Carter’s dependability
5 cups Kenny Rosen’s money

Mix together in a large bowl all ingredients except for Tim Eagan’s cocky charm. Once mixture has reached a creamy consistency, fold in Tim Eagan’s cocky charm in small increments and taste to make sure the mixture doesn’t become overwhelming.

Pour mixture into a greased 9x9 baking pan and put in center of stove for 25 minutes, or until golden brown.

FROSTING:

3 cups Mike Espinosa’s body
1 ½ cups Mike Espinosa’s face
1 cup Charlie Van Vleet’s height
A dash of Charlie Van Vleet’s dimples
2 cups Jesse Russell’s style
A pinch of Tim Eagan’s man scent
3 tbsp Jerry Streeter’s 5 o’clock shadow

Mix all ingredients together until consistency is thick enough to spread.

Once cake is baked and cooled, smother it with every last drop of the frosting mixture, ensuring that you don’t miss a single inch of the cake.

Eat and Enjoy!

Now THAT is a perfect mancake.

::Song/Video of the Day::

2009-01-27T10:29:00.000-08:00

It's been a while since my last one. This will make up for it:

A gay romp? Tell me where/how!

2009-01-14T13:10:00.000-08:00

Like comics? And/or campy soap operas? And/or gays? What about slutty pirates? If any of these appeal to you, then check out the lovely Renita Jenkins' web comic "Top To Bottom." I happen to be a character in this! Here's a link to the site and a shot of me being the sluttiest pirate on the planet:

www.toptobottom.org

Welcome Back, Kelly!!!!

2009-01-13T11:42:00.001-08:00

Missed you so much!!!!! Git it, gurl!

What are YOU eating Inauguration Night?

2009-01-13T11:02:00.000-08:00

You're eating THIS.

Sweet dreams...

2009-01-11T22:34:00.000-08:00

I'm. Obsessed.

Ok, I forgive you.

2009-01-08T21:23:00.000-08:00

Normally I think cheating is repugnant, and there is little to nothing that could be done (in my mind) to get me to reconsider getting back with anyone that had such a lack of self-discipline. Unless you sang me this song. In this outfit. And the similarities were so uncanny that I didn't know the difference between you and the real thing.

Bitch gots skillZ.

2009-01-07T11:15:00.000-08:00

I just need to know where I can find these men. He is combining everything I love all in one tight little frame. That includes his sofa.

Smell Yo Dick

2009-01-06T17:12:00.000-08:00

Totally valid request.

Follow Your Heart

2009-01-05T13:06:00.000-08:00

I know, I know. This video is SO OLD. I just had to repost it because I actually watched Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (the original film) yesterday, and I had forgotten how truly ... magical it was. Watch that movie again and THEN tell me that Michelle is a lunatic. Elias Koteas as "Casey Jones?" Swoon.

All That Jizz

2009-01-05T13:02:00.000-08:00

i DARE you to make this your ringtone.

Anthem for 2009

2009-01-01T22:02:00.001-08:00

...i like you a lot lot.

SEE YA, 2008. Here's a song:

2008-12-31T14:13:00.001-08:00

I'll have what he's having...

2008-12-30T10:52:00.000-08:00

Gnarls Barkley |MTV Music

song of my LIFE - - - Shine by Chris Dane Owens

2008-12-30T09:27:00.000-08:00

song of 2008 - - - Naughty Girl by Mr. G

2008-12-30T09:21:00.000-08:00

Song of the day - - - Rocket Queen

2008-12-30T09:10:00.001-08:00

Just LOOK at Slash's glistening, shirtless chest. Swooooon.

Cute animals are NO laughing matter...

2008-12-30T09:05:00.000-08:00

...except some of these made me laugh. "Hotbed of animal hubris"?!?

Song of the Day

2008-12-29T13:57:00.001-08:00

Yes.

2008-12-18T14:59:00.001-08:00

Blankets are just OK...

2008-12-17T13:28:00.000-08:00

I fully respect a business man in a Snuggie.

Christmas Wishlist Item #1

2008-12-17T13:25:00.000-08:00

Buy this for me and I will give you a good blasting.

If smelling like beef gets me action....

2008-12-17T13:20:00.000-08:00

SPRITZ ME.

If you were REALLY a friend...

2008-12-17T11:49:00.000-08:00

You would buy me this.

Konichiwa!

2008-12-15T11:03:00.000-08:00

*Many arigatos to Window Guy for directing me to this lass.

Banjos are my scene right now...

2008-12-15T11:00:00.001-08:00

...but I wish there was video of said banjos being played. Boo.

wires and waves

2008-12-15T10:29:00.000-08:00

Internet Love: UNREQUITED

2008-12-12T11:03:00.000-08:00

Thanks a lot, eHarmony.

*Link provided by B. Martin

No, you touch MY body.

2008-12-12T11:02:00.000-08:00

DBL OMGz !!!1!

2008-12-11T18:04:00.001-08:00

OMGz !!!!1!!!

2008-12-11T18:01:00.001-08:00

my heart is melted.

Why You Looka So Sad?

2008-12-11T13:28:00.000-08:00

...the accordion player? Yes, please.

*Courtesy of G.L.

Seriously. Which one is Sarah?

2008-12-11T12:57:00.001-08:00

...I'm confused.

*Link provided by G.L.

This is "our song"

2008-12-11T12:45:00.000-08:00

Full of Grace...

2008-12-11T11:53:00.000-08:00

*Pic provided by Tyrell Biggs

BEHOLD, the Queen of Everything:

2008-12-11T10:52:00.000-08:00

Best. Performer. Ever.

Everything you love in life....

2008-12-10T14:14:00.000-08:00

is right here

WATCH UNTIL THE VERY END...or just fast forward.

2008-12-10T13:03:00.000-08:00

Please notice the "director" at the very end...

Does it count if I'm dead inside?

2008-12-10T12:45:00.003-08:00

...because I am also in love with this man:

Marry me.

*Link provided by Becky.

You should also follow this blog...

2008-12-10T12:41:00.000-08:00

You may not watch VH1's "Best Week Ever," (i don't.) but you SHOULD pay attention to their blog on a daily basis. This was posted this morning:

Find me this man/woman's number...i'm in love.

Sensitivity

2008-12-10T12:27:00.000-08:00

CLICK!

....Look. Nobody is saying he isn't magical. We're just saying he has Parkinson's.

*Link provided by B. Martin

Basic HTML

2008-12-09T17:38:00.000-08:00

Can I post my own links or WHAT?

CLICK THIS, jerks.

Please Read "About Me"

2008-12-09T17:16:00.001-08:00

http://www.lucymardonovich.com/

**Provider of this link wishes to remain anonymous. :)

I miss the old Katie, too.

2008-12-09T16:05:00.000-08:00

http://heathlander.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/dawson-crying.jpg

*link courtesy of Ashley

hey, llllllllllladies!!!!

2008-12-09T15:20:00.001-08:00

http://www.wikihow.com/Suppress-the-Gag-Reflex

end of the line

2008-12-09T14:56:00.000-08:00

My New Band

2008-12-09T14:45:00.000-08:00

I'm not sure if an animal thing or a British thing...but somehow the saxophones sound like trumpets and trombones in this video!